Jeanius in the Making: "THE NEW DENIM STUDIO"@SELFRIDGES"

Listen Up..... Frockanrollers:

A new Denim Emporium has opened in Selfridges and it is being referred to as:

"The World's Biggest Denim Studio Today".

It spans over 26,000 sq.feet with 11,000 pairs of jeans that are priced from £11.00 (Primark jeans) to £ 11,000 ...(I don't want to know....Heck! I hope that includes the delusional designer who will personally pour you into these insane jeans , shorten them and wash them...for a year...) 

Experts are on hand to insure you maximum service in finding THE RIGHT PAIR OF JEANS  or two...with a stock of 11,000 pairs  you are looking at a long day of painfully trying on jeans ....

There is also a DENIM TAILOR: who is in house and on hand to "bespoke" your purchase within 2 hours....I wouldn't read too much in that time frame,it seems highly unlikely and quite ambitious...but hey! I hope to be proven wrong unless they have an army of 11 tailors and their minions on hand.

SUMMER SORBET COLOURS AT DIOR....

What is not to adore at Dior?.....

These are serious contenders in the "must have " list this summer....
I spotted fashion blogger Susie Bubble carrying one while boarding a London bound flight during the Cannes Film Festival...we exchanged smiles while my eyes devoured her sorbet-licious  Dior handbag.

Yummmmmm....

LONDON'S CALLING.....

*ONE DOWN....*

* PRETTY AS A PICTURE*

*HEDGE FUND PIGGIE...*

*Don't Let Them Walk All Over You...*

*NOSING AROUND...*

*NIC FIDDIAN GREEN*

*RULE BRITANNIA*

*SEMPRE LA LUNA*

*EYE SPY...*

*PEEKA BOO...*

*HOME*


THE END

                             

DENIM DEMAND

                                   

Denim Jacket: £1,170

Silk Crepe Dress: £ 2,310

Denim & Metal Bag:£1,820

          *CHANEL*

Cotton Shirt:£ 55 COS

Denim Jeans:£275 ARMANI JEANS

Bracelets : Stella & Dot

                 Paul & Joe

Hat: Stylist's own

      ....AS SEEN IN  RED MAGAZINE.....

Obviously with the sales; prices may now vary, stocks may be low , sizes non existent and tears will undoubtedly be shed ...

Chin up ! The sales haven't started in Cannes yet: 3rd of July 2013.

PRADA.....

The Dad Hatter Had a Great Fall.....

(...he is alrighty Dad Hatter followers! But a scare nonetheless...)




Unlike Humpty Dumpty, all the kings ambulance men couldn't convince Dad to climb into the ambulance to have his vitals checked...Once upright and outwardly mobile, his one demand was to be left alone to go to Peter Jones to have his latte and scone....Peter Jones needs to award Dad with a medal of honouring them through thick or thin.

"Dad!" I cried teary eyed and worried sick." What happened? Are you alright?"
" Ya baba I appreciate your worry...I am fine!... I am getting used to this falling down business..." he replies chomping on a mouthful of watermelon.
" What did the doctor say when he came to check you?" I persevere fearing that I am rapidly getting nowhere.
" They sent a very nice chap.."
" Dad! He's your GP!"
" Aah...Oh yes yes...he checked me and gave me a prescription for antibiotics".
" Antibiotics for what?" I ask confused.
" For something or another" was his reply.


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Now That' SWATCH I'm Talking About...

Regarding my last post on Frockanrolla: " You say Ice-Watch,I say Rust Watch..."
Consider this:

...If".. imitation is the best form of flattery...."
what if, in this case: "imitation is the better quality"!!!

This in response to the comment left yesterday by " Anonymous".

Moving on, my partner bought me a gift yesterday, as I still haven't gotten over the bitter pill I had to swallow at Ice-Watch:

The latest SWATCH SCUBA.... the newest addition for the summer : a skeleton /transparent watch face with fluorescent green accents and a white silicon watch band....
Can you hear me say " Yeah!"

As for the bracelets:
Fragonard x3 for 12€