GRUMPY OL' DESIGNER LADIES

Take a good look...
No your eyes do not deceive you ....
What strikes you first?
The garish print?......The surprisingly boring design?....OK OK...I 'll just go ahead and say it:

This ad campaign featuring Dame Westwood and a once popular model...looks like couple of doddering OAPS returning from Coachella (dreaming of their Woodstock days...) and desperately looking for the car they parked hours ago.
This is hilarious and a prime target for "Little Britain"'s David Walliams and Matt Lucas....

The one item that has any chance of being worn...is the blazer...
Ok...and the jewellery...everything else has just burned my retinas.

BURBERRY PRORSUM: SPRING-SUMMER 2014

Does anybody know what :
PRORSUM even means...?....guess I could look it up.

My friend Sonia asked me what the colours are for this spring and summer...
there is no better way to sum it up then by showing her this gorgeous ad campaign:

I couldn't resist adding my all time favourite flowers to spruce things up: Peonies.

STYLE CRUSH: LAURA FANTACCI

....Or as I like to refer to her : Laura FANTA-STIC!

She is the Fashion and Shopping editor at RED MAGAZINE....and I simply love her style and eye for fashion.
She takes " every day" pieces and throws in a hint of pizazz and POW! .....

....FAN-FRIGGIN'-TASTIC!!































My favourite "ensemble" is on the bottom right hand corner: Love...Love...Love the little mink coat slung over khaki chinos with the rolled up cuffs , the beige Chanel quilted handbag clasped just so....revealing a man size watch and the stripes of her cotton top...then of course; the slingback pumps....PERFECT.
Now I have a lil'short white mink jacket;I have never dared wear....I have the chinos that are  my staple, stripey tops up the wazoo, the watch,the bag..(in black...) and sling  backs...
What am a waiting for?
A set of balls ....

....these are a Few of my Favourite Things....

These are staple "must haves" for any woman worth her weight in style and substance....ok so the Hermes Bag probably costs more than all the pieces put together...but if you're not counting...Go for it!
1)  A classic trench coat
2) A khaki parka with hood
3) A classic "mariniere" sweater in navy and cream
4) A grey marl sweatshirt 
5)Cotton t-shirts in white and grey: V neck and round neck
6)A classic Hermes leather handbag 
7)Suede Manolo Blahnik court shoes...in any colour!
8)Chanel: "Rouge Noir" nail polish
9)Mac: velvety Red lipstick

......10) JEANS! Check out the new "Cuffed skinny" from Gap

How do I Love Thee...let me count the ways...

The Gorgeous Lorraine Pascale: Chef...

Wearing a parka by : 3.1 Phillip Lim

Patterned silk mix jacket by:
Camilla and Marc

Ripped jeans by: Theyken's Theory

Getting ready to be someone's Valentine?

Cotton top by: MSGM
Printed long skirt by: Alice+Olivia
Shoes by : Tods


Love is in the Air......

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO KATE MOSS....

...and still as gorgeous as ever.

Cara Delavigne may be rockin' the catwalk and the fashion scene... but Kate Moss is Great Britain's Fashion Queen   ....and picture perfect.

Can't wait to see what she looks like at 50!...hopefully fairing a tad better than Madonna....

ALIAS by THEO FENNELL

I have fallen in love with this exciting new collection of sterling silver jewellery introduced to us by THEO FENNELL...jeweller,rock'n roller...whose main collection has always been "on point/to the point and extremely avantgarde" and..... a little "pricey"...!

So this new and vibrant collection named "Meadow" is one of many that you can find from his ALIAS collection...check out his website. There is plenty for everyone's tastes and great gifts ...even out of the holiday season...

FYI...my bday is around the corner!

http://www.theofennell.com/acatalog/Alias.html