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Thursday, 16 May 2013

These Lil' Piggies cried wee wee wee.....all over the Red Carpet.

The 66th Cannes Film Festival started off with a bang! First the incessant rain and soggy red carpet then the slow whine that became a muted scream coming from Julianna Moore's toes...just seen here scrambling for safety from their strappy confines. 
I have seen pictures of Kate Moss' toes practically leaping out of their sandals for safety and am always amazed that such celebrities who have paid stylists on retainer are allowed to leave their homes/hotels with bits and bobs hanging out. If we can ask : "Does my bum look big in this??" ...why can't someone say: "Hold it! Your toes look super bad in those!"
Are little toes considered small fry and therefore left to their own devices? 
Janet Jackson had "nipple gate", Lady Gaga :" butcher gate" and now I present "Lil piggy out the gate" .....
Looks really funny and bloody painful...hope someone was on standby with splints,corn pads and a pair of Celine's Furkinstoks.... 


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